当然了 我设置的是冰岛时间 And of course I set it to Icelandic time because we share
因为我们都喜欢北极光 戈迪 a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
你根本没法看出现在几点 And you have no idea how to tell time.
很棒的礼物 爸爸 Great gift, Dad.
考虑得非常周全 Way to think things through.
不管怎么说 你肯定会觉得 Somehow, you'd think that a man
一个可以将火箭发射到太空的男人 who can send a rocket into space would be able
能够准备一份还算像样的生日礼物 to manage a halfway decent birthday present.
但是不 Nope.
你知道 戈迪 总的来说 You know, Gordy, all things considered,
也许我这份礼物还不算太糟糕 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
嘿 戈迪 有份惊喜 Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
哇 这才是像样的礼物 Wow! Now, there's a gift.
给你 戈迪 Here you go, Gordy.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
哦 这太棒了 海莉 Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
我必将可憎污秽之物抛在你身上 辱没你 为众目所观 ——《那鸿书》3章6节
掌声
早上好 Good morning on what is
今天风非常大 sure to be a windy one.
洛杉矶郡的海岸和山谷地区 We have a high wind warning
有狂风警告 for the L.A. County coast and valleys
上午十点左右晴转多云 with some clouds sure to come in around 10:00 a.m.
虽然晚些时候 在中午到来前 And even though the high gust warning will, um, expire
警告将会解除 你仍需要保持…… mid to late morning, you'll still want to keep...
阿瓜杜尔赛地区今早将 The search for a group of missing hikers
继续搜寻失踪的背包客 is set to resume this morning just outside Agua Dulce.
这群游客于两天前出发 The tour group went out two days ago
踏上了太平洋山脊步道 and on the Pacific Crest Trail
当晚却没有如期归来 but didn't come back as expected that night.
工作人员自昨天早上开始搜寻…… Crews started searching yesterday morning...
交通已经开始拥堵 由于 And traffic is already backed up
101号公路由北向南方向发生了事故 due to an accident on the southbound 101.
现在是7点44分 您正在收听波和艾弗斯 It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
砰 Bang.
喔哦 来吧 Whoa. Come on.
躺下 躺下 Down, down.
躺下来 躺下 躺下 Down, down, down.
砰 没错 真是匹好马 Bang! Yes, a good boy.
站起来 起来 起来 Up. Up, up.
没错 起来 站起来 Okay, up. Up, up.
这次我们必须得埋下头好好干 Got to keep our heads up out the clouds on this one.
我知道 I know.
假如说我们成功拿下…… Now, we land this...
像《六把枪》那样（2010年西部动作电影） Yeah. Like Six Guns.
我是说 如果我们表现得十分精彩 I mean, we really put on a show,
你知道 他们会让我们再参与续集 well, you know they're gonna bring us back for the sequel.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
那样 我们就绝对不用再把马卖掉了 Well, we sure as hell ain't got to sell no more horses.
所以只要顺利完成 So just execute.
我们的问题就全部解决了 And we ain't got no more problems. Mm.
你能行吗 You good?
你妹妹在哪里 Where your sister?
你怎么这表情 What's that about?
-她应该到这里来的 -是啊 -She's supposed to be here. -Yeah.
见鬼 Goddamn it.
跟你说过这该死的走步训练器该修了 Thought I told you to fix the damn walker.
你听见了吗 You hear that?
爸 Pops.
-继续 继续 爸 -萤火虫 -Come on, come on. Pop. -Firefly.
-还有呢 还有呢 -幽灵 -What else? What else? -Ghost.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
贝多芬 Beethoven.
嗯哼 嗯哼 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
准将 Commodore.
维吉尔 Virgil.
没事的 你会没事的 You good. You good.
你会没事的 伙计 没事的 You good, man. You good.
-幽灵 -没事 没事 你会没事的 -Ghost. -You good. You good. You good.
-爸 -幸运 -Pops? -Lucky.
-爸 爸 -准将 -Pops. Pops. -Commodore.
爸 Pops!
不
OJ OJ.
哦 你好呀 小马 Oh. Hi, horsie.
嘿 嘿 不要和他对视 拜托 Hey, hey, hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please.
好的 Okay.
你准备好进行安全会议了吗 You ready to do the safety meeting?
呃 我还需要大概五分钟…… Uh, I'm gonna need like five...
唔 我的搭档马上就到 Um, my team's almost here.
你的搭档还没来 Your team's not here.
好吧 在这别动 Okay. Hold.
抱歉 我刚才在跟训马的人讲话 Sorry, I got the horse guy talking to me, too.
-怎么了 收到 -安全会议在…… -What's up? Copy. -Safety meeting at the...
女士先生们 邦妮•克雷顿女士莅临片场 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
她就在这里 Here she is, everybody.
大家都来瞧瞧 Take a look at all of that.
芬恩 这位是OJ 我们的训马师 Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
你记得这两位的吧 他们参与过《闪点》 You remember these guys from Flash Point.
对 你好 Yeah. Hi.
你叫OJ是吗（与辛普森杀妻案当事人的名字缩写相同） Your name is OJ?
对 小奥提斯 Yeah, Otis Junior.
另 另外那个人呢 Where's the o-- the other guy?
-就是那个 那个叫老奥提斯的呢 -伙计 他死了 -The-the-the senior guy? -Dude, he died.
大概六个月前 About six months ago.
一堆不知道啥玩意从飞机上掉了下来 A bunch of random shit fell out of a plane.
所以我们这里现在只剩下小奥提斯了 So I guess we're stuck with Junior over here.
-不是吧 -就是这样 -No. -Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
操 真是太棒了 Fuck. Great.
呃 安特 画面怎么样 Uh, Ant, how we looking?
非常好 如果我们是要兜售马屁股的话 Yeah, good, if we're selling a horse's ass.
这位是 呃 That's, uh,
传奇摄影师安特勒•霍尔斯特 legendary cinematographer Antlers Holst over here...
来 把马转个角度 Let's go ahead and spin the horse.
但是你之前让我别动 所以…… But you had said "hold," so...
我现在让你动了 快点 And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go.
好极了 与此同时 化妆师呢 Great. And while that's spinning, can we get makeup?
请给邦妮•克雷顿女士上妆 Get makeup for Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
稍等 Hold on.
能麻烦你不要站在马后面吗 Can you step away from the back, please?
他们让我过来的 They told me to come here.
做得好 OJ 唔 那这样吧 Good call, OJ. Um, tell you what,
我们快速过一下安全会议 let's do a quick safety meeting.
伙计们 这位是OJ 我们的训马师 Guys, this is OJ, our horse trainer.
你来继续吧 Take it away.
麻烦关掉音乐 Kill the music, please.
我的名字叫OJ 呃 My name is OJ. Uh...
我想我妹妹马上就来了 I think my sister's gonna be here in a minute.
拜托声音大点 后排听不见 Little louder, please. We cannot hear you in the back.
我是说 我们是动物训管员 I said we are animal wranglers
来自海伍德好莱坞马场 with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
然后 呃 你们知道吗 第一次由…… And, uh... did you know the very first, uh, assem...
抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
非常抱歉 让我来吧 I'm so sorry about that. Let me do that.
对不起 哥 Sorry, brother.
-安全会议 -好的 -Safety meeting. -Yeah.
大家好 你们都好吗 Hello! How y'all doing?
对不起我迟到了 Sorry for the tardiness.
我的名字叫埃莫洛德 他叫OJ My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
我们是今天现场的动物训管员 and we are your animal wranglers today
来自海伍德好莱坞马场 with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
你们知道吗 历史上第一次 Now, did you know that the very first
由多张照片按照次序 assembly of photographs in sequential order
排列组成的动态影像 to create a motion picture
是一个黑人骑马的两秒钟片段 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse?
没错 就是这样 你们可以去查 Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.
我知道你们大伙都了解电影的先驱 Now, I know you guys know Eadweard Muybridge,
埃德沃德•迈布里奇 the grandfather of motion pictures
就是他拍摄了组成那段影像的照片 who took the pictures that created that clip,
但是有人知道那位骑着马的 but does anybody know the name of the Black jockey
黑人骑手叫什么名字吗 that rode the horse?
不知道 No.
不知道吗 我是说 他可同时是历史上 Nope? I mean, the very first stuntman,
第一位特技演员 动物训管员 以及电影明星 animal wrangler and movie star all rolled into one,
可是却没有任何关于他的记录 and there is literally no record of him.
那个人是一位巴哈马骑手 That man was a Bahamian jockey
名字叫阿利斯泰尔•E•海伍德 that went by the name of Alistair E. Haywood.
他是我的曾曾祖父 And he is my great-great-grandfather.
-还有个曾 -曾曾曾祖父 -Great. -There's another "great" grandfather.
这就是为什么在海伍德马场 That's why back at the Haywood Ranch,
作为好莱坞仅有的黑人训马师 as the only Black-owned horse trainers in Hollywood,
我们常说 从电影画面动起来那一刻起 we like to say, "Since the moment pictures could move,
我们就已经参与到其中来了 we had skin in the game."
好了 现在就让我们来了解一些 All right, let's get into some, uh, safety precautions
呃 片场的安全预防措施吧 while we're on set, shall we?
第一 请不要发出巨大的噪音 Number one, please refrain from making any loud noises,
不要突然动作 保持手机关闭 sudden movements, and keep your cell phones off.
非常感谢 We'd really appreciate that.
第二 如果你发现任何可能的不安全因素 Two, if you see anything that looks or feels unsafe,
联系我 OJ 或者你的部门副管 contact me, OJ or your second in chain of command.
第三 祝我们拍摄一切顺利 And three, let's have a great shoot!
哦对了 本人埃莫洛德•海伍德 Uh, and I'm Emerald Haywood.
导演 编剧 制片 演员 我都能做 I direct, write, produce, act.
我的副业还有唱歌 I do a little... ♪ Singing on the side. ♪
呃 骑摩托 Uh, motorcycles, baby.
你瞧 我 我还会做绝赞的烤芝士 Look, I-I make a mean grilled cheese
如果你需要片场餐食服务 if you're looking for crafty.
找 找我就对了 Just-just holler at me.
好的 非常不错 Okay, that was great.
内容……很丰富多彩 That was... that was a lot.
呃 让我们来彩排一次 Uh, let's do a rehearsal.
-可以吗 彩排 -彩排 我们应该 -Yeah? Rehearsal? -Rehearsing, we should.
我们应该彩排一下 We should do one. Rehearsing.
我觉得……我觉得他需要休息一下 I think... I think he might need a break.
好的 我们先彩排一次 Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
然后休息 可以吗 and then break, yeah?
反正我准备好了 Well, I'm ready to do one.
OJ 她……她准备好彩排了 OJ, she's... she's ready to do one.
跟马说我们准备好彩排了 Tell the horse we're ready to do one.
视效部门 可以趁现在把球拿过来吗 VFX, can we get the ball in here while we have a sec?
-埃莫 -视效 呃 还有 OJ -Em. -VFX. Uh, and, OJ,
你可以……你可以下来了 you can... you can step off.
下来 下来 Step out. Step off.
-好的 好的 -呃 下来 -Yeah, yeah. -Uh, step out.
埃莫 Em?
马叫什么名字 What's the horse's name?
-他叫幸运 -幸运 -Uh, Lucky. -Lucky.
-他很幸运吗 -特效部门 -Is he? -VFX!
是的 埃莫 Yeah. Em?
-呃 OJ 你下来 -你在叫我吗 -Uh, OJ, let's step off. -You calling me?
-嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 -我在试图做我的工作 -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. -I'm trying to work.
我刚才跟你说什么来着 伙计 What'd I tell you about that, man?
医务 Medic.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你瞧 也许是我们操之过急了 对吗 Look, maybe it's just too soon, huh?
不是工作本身的问题 是你还没有走出来 Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet.
对不对 Right?
-我们需要这份工作 伙计 -不 我知道 -We need it, man. -No, I know.
你爸留下了一个大窟窿 我知道的 Your dad left an enormous hole. I know that.
不过别担心 会有其他活儿的 But don't worry, there'll be others.
好吗 我很抱歉 All right? I'm sorry.
-以及…… -抱歉 -And... -Sorry.
就 跟她说我很抱歉 Just, you tell her sorry.
谢谢你给我们这次机会 Thank you for the opportunity.
小事一桩 Come on, now.
哦 特效部门的人呢 Oh, where's VFX?
好了 你会没事的 Oh, all right. You got it.
抱歉 刚才…… Sorry, that was...
所以我要在哪里放你下车 So, where am I dropping you?
我跟你一起回去 Imma go up with you.
我得去拿点东西 I need to get some shit.
我的宝贝女孩说 我可以去她那里过夜 My little girl said, you know, I could crash at her place,
所以明天早上我就走了 so I'll be gone in the morning.
那我明天还得载你回去吗 So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow?
我可以找便车搭 I can find a ride.
但是我说 你能别总垮着个脸吗 But, I mean, like, can I get fun OJ out this bitch?
因为你这样苦逼兮兮的 'Cause this wack-ass OJ
真的会让我感觉你不爱我了 is really making me feel like I'm not loved.
你想要你的小妹这样觉得吗 Is that how you want your little sister to feel?
海伍德好莱坞马场
阿瓜杜尔塞峡谷路
朱庇特所有地
朱庇特所有地 售票处
淘金热乐园怎么没了 What happened to Gold Rush?
破产了 Gold Rush went bankrupt.
换成这家已经三年了 It's been this for three years.
-天啊 -伙计们 你们好 -Damn. -Howdy, folks.
欢迎来到朱庇特所有地 Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
上前就是许愿井 Step on up for the wishing well.
拿出你的朱普币 Get your Jupe Jangle.
来吧 在井口拍张照 Go on, take a picture at the well.
各位牛仔 Cowboys and cowgirls,
只是一则小提醒 just a little heads-up.
每周五下午五点半 加入我们全新的 Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m. for the brand-spanking-new
朱庇特所有地 星光套索体验吧 Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience.
快来圣代小酒馆 Come on over to the Sundae Saloon.
尝尝冰镇沙士吧 Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
瞧瞧这个 我从来没见过这样的东西 Look at this. I've never seen anything like it.
-哦 该死 -拜托 -Oh, shi... -Come on.
抱歉 伙计们 我很抱歉 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
-你抢镜了 -毁了我们的照片 -Photo bomb. -You ruined it.
-是 都怪我 -金子 我跟你说 -Yeah, my bad. -Gold, I tell you.
他们这里有金子 They got gold up in here.
往彼处去
幸运 Lucky.
坚持住 Hang tight.
我会回来的 I'll be back.
走吧 Let's go.
你卖了多少匹了 How many you sold?
多少 How many?
十匹 Ten.
你卖了十匹爸爸的马 You sold ten of Pops' horses?
我会把它们赎回来的 I'm gonna get 'em back.
-你能就呆在外面吗 -为什么 -Can you stay out here? -Why?
我正在试图建立起商业关系 I'm developing a business relationship,
而你目前是个累赘 and you're a liability right now.
我怎么会是累赘 How am I a liability?
你怎么会是累…… How are you a lia...
别在这份工作上推广你那些他妈的副业 Don't promote your fucking side shit on the job.
-哦 我的天啊 -演员 歌手 舞者 -Oh, my God. -Actor, singer, dancer,
裁缝 骑摩托 seamstress, motorcycles.
你要非得推广点什么 就推广这门生意 You want to promote something, promote this business.
不 OJ 不 No, OJ. No.
首先 那些不是我的副业 这份工作才是 First of all, that's not my side shit. This is.
第二 假如一定要说有人是累赘的话…… And second of all, if anybody's a liability...
-去你的 -不 去你的 -Fuck you. -No, fuck you.
你好 我是朱庇特所有地的安珀 Hi there. It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim.
似乎我们确实可以从 呃 It does look like we were able to squeeze out, uh,
即将开始的亲友专场预演 a couple of extra press passes
匀出几张多余的媒体门票 for the upcoming friends and family preview.
哦 不需要道歉 Oh. No apology necessary.
这是本乐园即将上演的 This is in reference to the biggest, bestest,
最为盛大壮观的全新现场秀 brand-new live show we have coming up here at the park,
-很快就会不期而至 -进来吧 -which is sneaking up on us... -Come in.
如果你愿意参加 我可以记下你…… If you'd like, I can go ahead and put you down...
OJ OJ.
谢谢你过来 Thanks for coming up.
你好吗 这是我的妹妹埃莫 How you doing? This is my sister Em.
你好啊 Hi there.
所以 呃 你带了哪匹马来给我 So, uh... who'd you bring me?
呃 幸运 Uh, Lucky.
他是我第二好的马 你知道 就是 He's my second-best horse, you know, uh...
他迷失了方向 He lost focus.
呃 其实我也迷失了方向 但我不能把自己炒掉 So, uh... I mean, I did, too, but I can't fire myself.
-哈哈 很好笑 -等一下 -That's good. -Hold up.
这是你吗 This you?
你就是《小小警长》里的那个亚裔小孩吗 You literally the Asian kid from Kid Sheriff?
-埃莫 埃莫 埃莫 -不 没关系 -Em, Em, Em, Em... -No, it's okay.
没错 我是……我就是小朱普 Yeah, I was, uh... I was Lil' Jupe.
啊 伙计 你可是我最喜欢的角色 Ah, dude, you were literally my favorite.
你不介意我和你合张影吧 You mind if I get a picture real quick?
嘿 我们这还在谈正事呢 Hey, you mind if we talk?
当然可以 Yes. Of course.
您请便 随意看 Please, browse away.
（西语）都是自己人 用不着拘谨 Su casa es mi casa.
谢谢 我会的 Thank you. I sure will.
唔 所以…… Um, so...
还是老样子 对吗 一万一千五 same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?
-是的 谢谢 -这是3D的呢 哇 -Yeah. Thank you. -That's 3D. Yeah.
那个黑人男孩去哪了 他演得很好来着 Whatever happened to that Black boy? He was good.
打住 打住 Stop, stop.
他演得很好 He was good.
实际上我想要 呃 建立一些基础 I actually wanted to, uh, lay some groundwork,
一种途径 呃 把有些马赎回来 uh, to a pathway of-of, uh, buying some of them back.
可以吗 All right?
-可以 -嗯哼 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm.
当然可以 Yeah. Totally.
-没问题 -是吗 -Yeah. -Yeah?
实际上 Actually
《疯狂》杂志 生日快乐 戈迪
OJ 我之前给你爸爸的报价方案依然算数 OJ, the offer I made your dad is still on the table.
哦 那个…… Oh, uh...
-让我……我来…… -唷 等一下 -Let me... Let... -Yo, wait a minute.
所以 那个…… So, that...
OJ 我给你看过这个吗 OJ, have I shown you this?
这个与《戈迪之家》事件有关 This is in reference to the Gordy's Home incident.
《戈迪之家》 没错 没错 Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.
《戈迪之家》是96年 我在《小小警探》爆红之后 So, Gordy's Home is a short-lived but fabled sitcom
出演的一部情景喜剧 虽然短命却充满了传奇色彩 I starred in in '96 after Kid Sheriff blew up.
哦 我爸和我说过这部剧 Yeah, my pops told me about this show.
那只 那只猴子发了疯之类的 The-the monkey went crazy or some shit.
你知道吗 通常这个可是收费项目 You know, I usually charge a fee for this.
哦 老天啊 Oh, damn.
进来瞧瞧吧 Ta-da.
这是爆炸性碰拳的首次登场 That's the first exploding fist bump.
什么 真的吗 What? Really?
是你们想出来的这个点子吗 Y'all came up with that?
所以 我刚才说到 呃 《戈迪之家》 So, as I was saying, uh, Gordy's Home began airing
在96年的秋天开播 in the fall of '96...
立刻就大受欢迎 ...and it was an immediate hit.
呃 打分特别高 Uh, ratings were huge.
评论都在夸 Pretty good reviews.
火得不得了来着 Just really took off.
没错 Yeah.
然后 呃 有一天 Then, uh, one day...
我们正在拍摄第二季 ...we were shooting an episode
那集叫做 呃 《戈迪的生日》 in season two entitled, uh, "Gordy's Birthday."
然后 就…… And, um... boom.
扮演戈迪的其中一只黑猩猩 One of the chimps that plays Gordy just...
忍耐到了极限 just hit his limit.
接下来便是混乱不堪的6分13秒 And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc.
电视台试图掩盖 但那是一场奇观 Network tried to bury hit, but it was a spectacle.
人们对此非常痴迷 People are just obsessed.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding me.
OJ 你说你听说过这件事对吗 OJ, you said you heard about that?
嗯哼 这就是为什么他们不让用黑猩猩 Mm-hmm. That's why they don't let you use chimps.
有一部分是这个原因 That's part of the reason.
《戈迪之家》的粉丝群体还在继续壮大 There's a growing Gordy's Home fan base out there now.
有对荷兰夫妇付了五万块给我 This Dutch couple paid me 50K
就为了进来这里度过一晚 to come in here and spend the night.
我都没开口要价 I didn't ask.
这太疯狂了 That's crazy.
所以 当时究竟发生了什么 伙计 So, what happened really, man?
你没看过SNL的《坏戈迪》小品吗 You haven't seen the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
我是说 他们演得甚至比我还要好 I mean, they pretty much nailed it better than I could.
没看过吗 No?
《周六夜现场》 Saturday Night Live?
达瑞尔•哈蒙德饰演汤姆 Darrell Hammond as Tom.
安娜•盖斯泰尔饰演菲丽丝 Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
切里•奥特莱饰演玛丽•乔•艾略特 Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
斯考特•沃夫是主持人 他饰演我 Scott Wolf is the host. He's me.
不过 当然了 那集的明星角色 But, of course, the star of the sketch
是天杀的克里斯•卡坦 饰演的戈迪 is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy,
他真的是…… and he is...
绝了 你明白吗 undeniable, okay?
情节是这样的 Bit goes like this.
大家在一起庆祝戈迪的生日 Everyone's trying to celebrate Gordy's birthday,
但是每当戈迪听见有人提到丛林 but every time Gordy hears something about the jungle,
戈迪 也就是卡坦 就发疯了 Gordy-- Kattan-- goes off.
那可是……卡坦啊 And it's... it's Kattan.
他演得棒死了 He's just crushing it.
他天生是这块料 He is a force of nature.
他在台上大杀四方 He is killing on that stage.
没错 Yeah.
传奇啊 It's legendary.
太传奇了 Legendary shit.
好 我等下一定会去 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead,
油管上找来看的 look that one up on YouTube.
细节很重要 你懂我吧 Details, you know?
当然了 Totally.
我还有点活儿要干 I got some work I got to do.
所以我们今晚不一起找乐子吗 So we ain't gonna chill tonight, nothing?
-你想干活吗 -鬼才想 -You want to work? -Hell no.
所以 呃 是什么报价方案 So, uh, what was the offer?
-朱普吗 -对 -Jupe? -Yeah.
他想买下马场 He offered to buy the ranch.
哦 真的吗 Oh, really?
有意思 出价多少 That's interesting. How much?
问这个干吗 Why?
因为……我想看看瞧你是多大的蠢货 'Cause... I'm trying to see how big of a dumbass you are.
非常大的蠢货 估计是 Big dumbass, probably.
那么我猜你是不想知道爸的酒柜里 So I guess you don't want to see what's good
有什么好东西了是吗 with Dad liquor cabinet, then, huh?!
我还有助兴用的叶子 其实 I got that hobby weed, too, actually.
你怎么不早说 That's all you had to say, then.
助兴用的叶子 The hobby weed.
早说不就好了 就直接告诉我 That's all you had to say, just let me know.
你应该在最开始的时候就告诉我 You should've dropped that at the top.
你有助兴用的叶子 你知道我随时可以 "I got the hobby weed." You know I'm ready.
♪如果你见到我从街上走过♪ ♪ If you see me walking down the street ♪
♪每次与你相遇我都会哭泣♪ ♪ And I start to cry each time we meet... ♪
好吧 你的反应依然很快 哇哦 Okay, your reflexes are still quick. Like, whoa.
-不是说我介意 -我盯着你呢 -I ain't mad at it. -I'm watching.
♪别停下脚步♪ 敬他 ♪ Walk on by ♪ To the man.
♪假装♪ ♪ Make believe ♪
喝 Drink.
♪你并未瞧见这些眼泪♪ ♪ That you don't see the tears ♪
♪就让我独自哀恸……♪ ♪ Just let me grieve in private... ♪
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
记得牛仔夹克吗 Remember Jean Jacket?
记得 是匹好马 Yeah, good horse.
本该是我的第一匹马 实际上 Supposed to be my first horse, actually.
我不久前还在跟我的咨询师 I was just talking to my therapist about this
-说这件事来着 -你有咨询师 -not too long ago. -Therapist?
对 我还有个炮友是咨询师呢 Yes. I fuck one on occasion sometimes.
♪别停下脚步……♪ ♪ Walk on by... ♪
我跟她说 我九岁生日的时候 I was telling her that, for my ninth birthday,
本该得到训练牛仔夹克的机会 I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket.
可是爸接了啥西部片的活儿 然后…… But then Pops got some Western, and...
牛仔夹克就不再属于我了 Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
老奥提斯的典型做派 Classic Otis Senior.
我清楚地记得…… I distinctly remember...
就站在这里 这个窗口 ...standing right here at this window,
看着你们俩训练我的马 watching y'all train my horse.
属于我的马 My horse.
爸都没有抬头看过我一眼 Pops never looked up at me.
OJ 来吧 OJ, come on.
但你抬头看了 兄弟 But you did, nigga.
记得吗 Remember?
实际上 爸当时接的活儿是《蝎子王》 It was Scorpion King, actually.
不是西部片（该奇幻动作片背景设在古埃及） It wasn't a Western.
那是爸第一次带我去上工 That was the first job Pops took me on.
并不有趣 Wasn't much fun.
反正我们最终不得不改用骆驼 所以…… Ended up using camels anyways, so...
我想说的重点是…… The point is...
啊 去他的重点 Yeah, fuck the point.
唷 那家伙可真是固执得要命 Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck.
你也一样 And so are you.
如此而已 That's it.
但是归根结底 你必须得…… But at the end of the day, you got to...
你必须得承认 爸他…… you got to admit, man, Pops...
爸他建立这里是非常了不起的 Pops did something when he made this place.
他改变了整个行业 He changed the industry.
毫无疑问 That's real.
我永远会记得这一点 I can't just let that go.
幽灵为什么会在场地里 Why is Ghost in the arena?
幽灵
怎么了 What's good?
嘿 唷 埃莫 埃莫 Hey, yo, Em. Em!
音量调小点 Turn it down!
好的 All right!
♪你们那一代人唯有空谈♪ ♪ Your generation believed in talk ♪
♪却不敢于踏出脚步……♪ ♪ Scared of the very steps in which... ♪
嘿 Hey!
他去哪儿呢 Where he going?
私人领地 请勿擅闯
假如我…… What if I...
假如我告诉你…… What if I told you...
离开这里时你将会迥然不同 你会怎么想 ...you'll leave here different?
你瞧 过去六个月里的每周五 See, every Friday for the last six months...
我的家人都和我一起见证了 ...my family and I bore witness
无与伦比的 to an absolute
奇景 spectacle.
你看见了吗 断电了 You see it? The power?
幽灵去哪里了 Where's Ghost?
-我不知道 -等等 -I don't know. -Hold on.
啪的一下就断电了 Boom. Power went out.
-看见了吗 -倒带 -See? -Rewind.
停 Stop.
幽灵说 我才不听呢 Ghost talking about, "I ain't listening.
我又没受过训练 想干啥就他妈干啥 I'm not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want."
怎么了 What?
你看到什么了 What'd you see?
糟糕的奇迹应该叫什么 What's a bad miracle?
有什么词能用来指这个 They got a word for that?
没有吧 Nope.
他们说是什么道具飞机之类的害死了爸 They said it was a prop plane or something that killed Pops.
我觉得根本他妈讲不通 That shit ain't never made sense to me.
而今晚 我听到幽灵发出了一种声音 Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound
我从来没听过马发出那样的声音 I ain't never heard a horse make.
你看到了什么东西 What did you see? Hmm?
很大 It was big.
-有多大 -非常大 -How big? -Big.
-长什么样子 -我不知道 -What'd it look like? -I don't know.
它速度很快 It was fast.
太快了 Too fast.
飞机不可能噪音那么小 Too quiet to be a plane.
OJ OJ.
你说的是我以为的那个意思吗 Are you saying what I think you're saying?
我跟你说 兄弟 我们不用费太大事 I'm telling you, man, we don't need a lot.
只要能让我们搞出来的东西 We just need enough to make our shit
和别的看起来不一样就够了 look different from what's out there.
你明白我的意思吧 就是…… You get what I'm saying? Like...
你懂的 我没有想要搞得多么牛逼 You know I ain't trying to run it up.
我就是在网上看了不少这种东西 I just was looking online, and I seen a lot of shit.
你知道我身无分文的吧 You know I'm broke, right?
我们可以用我的钱 We'll use my money.
得了 闭嘴吧 听着 Okay, shut up. Look.
好了 All right.
找到了 五千到十万块 There it is. Five to a hundred K.
-念给我听 -自己看 你个不识字的蠢货 -Well, read it. -You read it, dyslexic ass.
重点是 像赛博主宰这样的网站 The point is a website like Cyber Dominion
会为不明飞行物的影像证据 will pay five to a hundred K
提供五千到十万不等的报酬 for photographic evidence of UFOs and shit.
十万块 A hundred K?
这还只是我头一回就看到的 And that's just what I saw on the first go.
我想想又觉得 去他的赛博主宰 Now that I'm thinking about it, fuck Cyber Dominion.
这对我们来说是个重要的时刻 This shit right here is a moment-- our moment.
我们装上机器 找到途径发布出去 We set it up, release it the right way,
兄弟 说不定就是一辈子的荣华富贵 man, I'm talking rich and famous for life.
你好吗 你看起来美极了 How you doing? You look pretty.
她看起来就像有着一座大房子 She look like she got a big house.
-怎么做呢 -什么怎么做 怎么发布吗 -How? -How what? How we put it out?
-嗯 -我正在说的就是这个 -Mm. -Well, that's what I'm saying.
我们不是只为赚快钱 对不对 We don't just go for the quick cash-in, okay?
我们 我们去最具可信度的平台讲述 We-we go to the most credible platform to do the story.
-什么平台 奥普拉那种吗 -对 -What's that? Like Oprah? -Yeah.
就比如奥普拉 之后人人都会想来分杯羹 Like Oprah, for example. After that, everybody want in.
但我想说 拍到飞行物的视频 Well, I'm saying there's plenty
网络上多得是 of videos of flying shit online.
我那天还看到来着 不是奥普拉秀上播的 I saw one the other day. That wasn't on Oprah.
兄弟 又不是我说的奥普拉 是你说的 Nigga, I didn't say Oprah. You said Oprah.
是你喜欢奥普拉秀 You love Oprah.
听着 我想说的是网上那些玩意都是假的 Look, all I'm saying is all that shit online is fake.
清晰度很差 没人能拍到我们将要拍到的 Low quality. Ain't nobody gonna get what we gonna get.
我们能拍到什么 What we gonna get?
-最佳镜头 -什么镜头 -The shot. -What shot?
最佳镜头 最值钱的镜头 The shot. The money shot.
毋庸置疑 非比寻常的…… Undeniable, singular, the...
-奥普拉镜头 -奥普拉镜头哈 -the Oprah shot. -The Oprah shot?
劳驾 Excuse me.
你好 这里可以结账 Hi. I can help you over here.
你好 Hi.
感谢您光临弗莱电器 Thank you for shopping at Fry's.
你们今天买到想要的所有商品了吗 Did you guys find everything you're looking for today?
是的……安琪 Yes... Angel.
哦 棒极了 Oh. Great.
唔 想问一下 您有我们的会员卡吗 Um, actually, do you have a card with us?
没有 谢谢 No, thank you.
呃 您想办一张吗 Uh, would you like one?
-因为…… -不想 谢谢 -Because it... -No, thank you.
您需要我们的技术支持人员 Would you like one of our tech support personnel
帮忙上门安装吗 to help you with the installation?
不不不不不 谢谢 No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
非常感谢 Appreciate you.
好的 呃 不需要帮忙安装 All right, uh, no help with the install.
随您的便 Suit yourself.
这个很难装吗 Is it a hard install?
对我来说不难 Well, for me, no.
你们自己是装不了的 You're not gonna be able to do it.
发生了什么 你们遭小偷了吗 What happened? Did you guys get robbed?
-嗯哼 -就是 你懂的 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, you know.
经常停电 A lot of blackouts.
摄像头时不时会失效 Take the camera out from time to time.
这些新款的摄像头都有备用电池 All these new cameras, they have backup battery power,
所以不会有问题 so you should be fine.
但是停电也会影响电池供电 But the outages affect the power in the battery shit, too,
比如手机也会断电 like cell phones.
是吗 好吧 Okay. All right.
手机不会突然断电 明白吗 Cell phones, they don't just drop in power. Right?
我是说 也许是你的无线网断了 I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
每次供电系统出问题的时候 whenever your system dips.
技术是这样的 So, that's technology.
行吧 要么就是UFO经常光顾你们那里 Okay, or maybe you're in a UFO hot spot.
没人相信那种东西 No one believes in that.
弗莱电器 技术团队
你们好啊 What's up?
见鬼 我都不知道你们住得这么远 Damn. Did not realize you guys were this far out.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我倒是并不介意 I don't mind, though.
空气很新鲜 闻着像马粪 Smell of horse shit and fresh air.
对吧 Right?
喔哦 看着我 伙计 Whoa. Look at me, man.
-妈的 -别那么做 别大喊大叫 -Fuck. -Don't do that. Don't yell.
抱歉 伙计 Sorry, man.
很抱歉我今早 嗯 有点不近人情 Sorry if I was, like, a little shut down this morning.
我刚结束了一段四年的恋情 Just got out of a four-year relationship.
你表现还行 You were fine.
我知道这话听起来俗套得要命 没错 I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché, all right,
但我以为她是我的真命天女 你懂吗 but I thought that she was the one, you know?
这要装一个小时以上吗 Is this gonna take longer than an hour?
这个吗 哦对 是的 This? Oh, shit, yeah.
-那我就先走了 -你去哪里 -Imma go ahead and pop out. -Where you going?
我要去商店买点东西 I got to go to the store and get something.
别担心 你需要买什么吗 Don't worry about it. You need anything?
她的名字叫 呃 瑞贝卡•迪亚兹 Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz.
没错 千万留心她 Yep, keep an eye out for her.
她是演员和模特 明白吗 She's an actress, model, you know?
CW电视台让她去演一个先导集 因此…… She booked a pilot on The CW, so...
她就这样 他妈的弃我而去 Yeah, fucking left me.
没错 该死的CW台 Yeah, fucking CW.
-那么 这个摄像头…… -我想问 它能向上转吗 -So, thing about this camera... -Actually, can it swivel up?
呃 可以 Uh, yeah.
-好了 -可以再转一点吗 -Boom. -Little more?
再转一点 好的 More. Okay.
行了 Yeah.
你知道他们不再称之为不明飞行物了吗 Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore?
现在他妈的叫不明空中现象 It's fucking UAPs now.
为什么他们要改名字 Why they got to change the name?
没错 Yeah.
我也这么想 Exactly.
算了 去他的 我 我来告诉你为什么 No, fuck it. I-I'll tell you why
他们改掉了这个名字 好吧 they changed the name, all right?
这 这是因为他们不想让我们知道真相 It-it's 'cause they want to keep us in the dark.
记不记得他们几年前 Remember when they declassified
解密了一堆UFO影像 all that UFO footage a couple years ago?
没错 人们就开始关注这事了 Yeah. Well, people started paying attention.
所以他们把名字改成了UAP So they changed the name to UAPs.
没人知道不明空中现象是什么鬼东西 And no one knows what the fuck a UAP is,
大家就又失去了兴趣 so everyone lost interest.
我看了那个 那个海军的视频 I saw that-- that Navy clip.
不过看不太清楚 Couldn't really see 'em, though.
再清晰点就好了 Could've been better.
影像很模糊 但是证据很确凿 It's shitty footage of exact proof
确实有外星文明 that there's an alien civilization
在这个宇宙里 out there in the universe.
那么 他们是什么人 So, who's that?
拜托 兄弟 就是那些长着大眼睛的小家伙 Come on, man. The little guys with the big eyes.
-是吗 -没错 -Mm. -Yeah.
有很多理论 There's lots of theories.
有人认为他们是寻求和平的星际旅行者 Either they're intergalactic travelers looking for peace
或是认为他们是穿越回到现在的未来人 or futuristic humans coming back in time
试图阻止我们毁灭整个星球 to stop us from destroying the planet,
或者他们是他妈毁天灭地的 or they're fucking world killers.
星球杀手 Planetary destroyers.
而那意味着他们一直在他妈的观察我们 And that means that they've been fucking watching us
研究我们 等待最佳时机把我们传送上去 and studying us, waiting for the perfect time to beam us up
然后把金属探头塞进我们他妈的屁股里 and shove metal probes up our fucking asses.
酷 Cool.
总 总之 《远古外星人》 历史频道 An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens, History Channel.
-你自己看吧 -嘿 -Watch that shit. -Hey!
快来 帮姐们个忙 Come on! Help a nigga out!
知道我该去哪儿找身强力壮的小伙子吗 Know where I could find me a couple of big, strong fellas?
你还好吧 You good?
我没事 I'm good.
-怎么 -那是什么 -What? -What's that?
哦 这个吗 Oh, this?
你懂的 就是 呃 我们订购的训练用马 You know, just, uh, training horses we ordered
我给拖回来了 that I picked up.
-你从哪里搞来的 -用不着担心 -Where'd you get it from? -Don't worry about it.
现在 来吧 帮我个忙 Now, come on, help me out.
这就来 Got you.
好吧 所以……所以这是什么 Okay, so... so what is that?
-是类似诱饵吗 -我跟你说过了 -Is it like bait? -I told you.
这是训练马用的引诱道具 It is a decoy for horse training.
好吧 Okay.
该死 真该死 Shit. Shit.
-我说啥来着 -OJ -See? -OJ.
不会有事的 他什么都不知道 We good. I mean, he don't know shit.
哦不 你们在搞什么鬼名堂 Oh, no. You guys are doing something shady.
你们好啊 Hey there!
你好啊 Hey!
你就呆在那里好了 不用过来 You can stay right there, though!
好的 Sure!
你们好吗 What's up?
我们正在安装训练马用的 We're setting up a decoy!
引诱道具 For horse training!
哦 不错 Oh, good!
你知道 我们有几个这样的东西 You know, we got some of those!
你是从哪…… Where'd you get...
你是从哪里搞来的呢 Where'd you get yours?!
嗯 我不太清楚 Yeah... I'm not really sure!
我妻子她知道 My wife would know!
-好的 谢谢你过来拜访 -搞什……嘘 -Okay! Thanks for stopping by! -Why the... Shh.
你都不住这儿 You don't live here.
抱歉 只是想帮忙 Sorry. Trying to help.
小事一桩 Sure thing!
嘿 我想邀请你们来参加 Hey. I wanted to invite you to our...
我们全新的家庭现场秀 new family live show!
星期五 下午五点 Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!
好的 Okay!
很赞……很赞哦 Thumbs u... thumbs up.
我要照做吗 Should I do it?
嗯 照做吧 Yeah, do it.
很赞哦 Thumbs up!
那么 路由器在棚屋里 And so, the router's in the shed.
我设置好了 一旦A摄像头断电 I set it up so if the power goes down on camera A,
B摄像头就会对准天空拍摄 camera B's pointed at the sky to catch
造成断电的那个不管什么东西 whatever might have taken it out.
而且 呃 反之亦然 所以…… And, uh, vice versa, so...
谢谢你 Thank you.
我说 你们真的不打算告诉我 I mean, you're really not gonna tell me
到底他妈的发生了什么吗 what the fuck is going on?
-你很快就会知道了 -哦 -You'll know soon enough. -Oh.
行吧 够神秘 Cool, cryptic.
该死的混蛋 Fucking dicks.
如果你们愿意 我也可以远程监控 I can monitor the feeds remotely myself, if you want.
不收费 Free of charge.
-愿意个头 -不愿意 -Hell no. -No.
真是冷酷无情 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
还有件事 One more thing.
你们会接到我的上级打来电话 You'll be getting a call from my supervisor
询问我的服务怎么样 asking how my service was.
五星 安琪 五星好评 Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么 接下来干啥 So, what now?
我不知道 你想干啥 I don't know. What you want to do?
我吗 看你想干啥 I'm-- Whatever you want to do.
哦 我还有些工作要做 Well, I got some work I got to do.
我得出去…… I'm gonna go out...
哈哈 很好笑 That's a good one.
三叶草
♪渔夫 划吧♪ ♪ Fisherman, row ♪
♪继续划你的船吧♪ ♪ Keep on rowing your boat ♪
♪兄弟 兄弟 没错 划吧♪ ♪ Brother man, brother man, yeah, row... ♪
今天我将和几位自称曾经 I'm talking today to women who say
被外星人绑架到其他星球的女性对谈 they have been abducted by aliens from another planet.
我想插一句 我并不确定 May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact
他们来自其他星球 that they're from another planet.
哦 但是你知道你已经 Well, you know you weren't
不在堪萨斯了 托托（出自《绿野仙踪》） in Kansas anymore, Toto.
我穿的也不是敲三下鞋跟 And I wasn't wearing red shoes
-就能带我回家的红皮鞋 -没错 没错 -that I could click together, either. -Yeah, yeah.
♪家住在一间竹子造的小屋♪ ♪ Living in a bamboo hut ♪
♪在一座古老的海港小镇里♪ ♪ In a little old seaport town ♪
♪三个孩子膝下承欢♪ ♪ Three kids on the floor... ♪
不 不行 不 我不干了 Nope. Mm-mm. Nope, I'm out.
我要溜了 去他妈的 I'm going. Fuck this shit.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
-哦 见鬼 -滚你妈的 -Oh, shit! -Fuck off.
归还我们的所有物 Give us back our property.
别来找朱庇特所有地的麻烦 Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
发生了什么 What happened?
朴家的小孩 The Park kids.
朱普的儿子 Jupe's sons.
他们把三叶草给放出来了 伙计 And they let Clover out, man.
什么 他们恶作剧到海伍德家头上来了吗 What? They trying to prank Haywood?
-我不会放过他们 -嘿 你偷了他们的马 -It's on! -Hey. You stole their horse.
哦 Oh.
说的也是 Yeah.
-嘿 -见鬼 -Hey. -Shit.
是你啊 Oh.
你好吗 妮丝 What's up, Nessie?
还行 我在上货 Not much. Just stocking shit.
你知道 跟平常一样 You know, pretty much regular.
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit!
我真该上床睡觉了 I need to take my ass to bed.
-谁啊 -唷 我是弗莱电器的安琪 -Who this? -Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
打给你是想说A摄像头上有只虫子 Just calling to tell you that there is a bug on camera A.
我知道 等下 我不是叫你不要监视我们吗 I know. Wait, I thought I told you not to watch our shit.
是的 我明白 我明白 Yeah, I know, I know.
B摄像头不在工作 Camera B is down.
什么 What?
B摄像头不在工作 Camera B is down.
跟他妈《远古外星人》一样 停止工作了 Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.
-嘿 -嘿 你在吗 -Hey! -Hey. Hi.
埃莫洛德 能拜托你把上面的虫子赶走吗 Emerald, can you please get the bug off the thing?
把摄像头上该死的虫子赶走 Get the bug off the fucking thing!
该死 Shit.
唔 你看到了什么 Um, what do you see?
你有没有 有没有看到灯光之类的 Do you... do you see, like, lights or anything?
像是一个 一个他妈的飞碟 Like, a-a fucking saucer?
在云里面 在云里面 It's in the cloud. It's in the cloud.
OJ 在云里面 OJ! It's in the cloud!
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
哦 不不不 Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
快跑 OJ 快跑 Run, OJ! Run!
该死 Shit.
喂 Hello?
OJ怎么了吗 What happened to OJ?
没怎么 It's fine.
好的 它还在工作 Okay, it's still on.
摄像头还在工作 The camera, it's still on.
该死 该死 该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
哦 你这该死的螳螂 Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
行吧 贱货 All right, bitch.
你喜欢水果酸糖吗 You like Sour Patch Kids?
喜欢吗 Huh?
好了 兄弟 A'ight, man.
你的东西呢 咱们走吧 Where your shit? Let's go.
有段时间没见过这玩意了 Haven't seen one of those in a minute.
他妈的螳螂 长得像在祈祷 Fucking praying mantis.
那混账东西最好祈祷别让我再见到他 That motherfucker better pray I don't ever see him,
因为如果见到了 我就会把他吃掉 'cause if I do, Imma eat him.
-咱们走吧 -去哪里 -Let's go. -Where?
伙计 我不知道 Man, I don't know.
我在阿特沃特有点小情况 I got me a little situation in Atwater
这会正在回复我消息呢 texting me back right now.
-今晚不会再来了 -我不管 -It's not coming again tonight. -I don't care.
不 不 No. No.
不 No.
兄弟 我从来没见过这样的东西 Bro, I ain't never seen no shit like this.
不值得为它冒险 It ain't worth it.
不 不值得 太冒险了 No, nope. It's too much.
那你就走吧 You should go, then.
反正我不管怎样都得早起 I got to get up early anyway.
我还得喂马呢 I got mouths to feed.
该死 Shit.
该死 该死 真该死 Shit, shit, shit!
你听见了吗 You hear that?
幽灵在外面 Ghost out there.
表现得很有领地意识 Acting all territorial.
我想也许有些动物就不适合训练 I guess some animals ain't fit to be trained.
-喂 -喂 你好 -Hello? -Uh, hi.
请问是 呃 安特勒•霍尔斯特吗 Is this, uh, Antlers Holst?
你是哪位 Who's this?
你好 我是埃莫洛德•海伍德 Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
呃 我们几天前在广告拍摄现场见过 Uh, we met a couple days ago at the commercial.
哦 对了 训马女孩 没错 Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
我记得你和你哥哥 I remember you and your brother.
对 训马男孩 Yeah, horse boy.
他也在这儿 He's here, too.
-那个骑手的后代 -没错 -The descendants of the jockey. -Yeah.
那么我现在是在和电影行业的王族说话了 Guess I'm talking to motion picture royalty, then.
你怎么有我的电话号码 How'd you get the number?
-我从摄制日程表上找到的 -啊 -I got it from the call sheet. -Ah.
所以 我们有这么个项目 而且 呃 So, we have a project, and, uh,
如果我说 这是一生难遇的绝佳机会呢 you know, what if I told you it was the offer of a lifetime?
是吗 但愿我余生还能遇到更好的 Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
哈哈 很好笑 唔 我就跟你实话实说了 That's a good one. Um, Imma be real with you.
我们没法预付给你很多钱 你懂的 We don't have a lot of money to pay you up front--
没法达到你平常的薪酬标准 但…… you know, not like you're used to-- but, uh...
哦 我习惯干一票能挣钱的再干一票感兴趣的 Yeah. I tend to do one for them so I can do one for me,
所以是什么项目 so what is it?
-真人秀 -哦不 真人秀 -Reality. -Oh, no. Reality.
记录片 Documentary.
-纪录 纪录片 -哦 这下好多了 -Doc-Documentary. - Oh, that's better.
所以 究竟是关于什么 So, again, what's it about?
是关于做梦才能梦到的东西 It's about the shit dreams is made of, baby.
听着 训马女孩 Listen, horse girl.
我有个 呃 I got a, uh...
美味极了的柠檬挞正在烤箱里烤着 ...pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven
我马上得端去给十位密友分享 所以…… I'm about to serve to ten of my closest friends, so...
打住 Stop.
-停 停 打住 -哦 稍等一下 怎么了 -Stop, stop, stop. -Oh, hold on one second. What?
-他不想听这些 -不是 你瞧 听我说 -He's not here for that. -Look, look, no.
不用铺垫了 按照计划来 直接说吧 Don't be cute. Stick to the plan. Say it!
这是我的专长 我可不会在你工作时 This is what I do. I don't go to your job
跑去把你手里该死的马屌给打飞掉 and knock a horse's dick out your damn hand.
-喂 -我在 -Hello? -Yeah.
嗯 我很抱歉 没事了 伙计 Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
唔 根据《美国电影》杂志 Um, according to American Cinema magazine,
你让银幕上的不可能成为可能 you make the cinematically impossible possible.
而我们就是想要将不可能拍摄下来 Well, we looking for the impossible shot.
那是不可能的 That's impossible.
安特勒 Antlers.
在阿瓜杜尔赛这里有样东西 There's something out here in Agua Dulce,
你大概是世界上唯一一个 and you're probably the only person in the world
能用胶片将它记录下来的人 that can get it on film.
就 就是这样 Th-That's it.
训马女孩 你所追逐的这个梦想 Horse girl, this dream you're chasing,
能够让你登上山巅 the one where you end up at the top of the mountain,
万众瞩目的梦想…… all eyes on you...
你一旦入梦就再也醒不过来了 ...it's the dream you never wake up from.
我不喜欢他 I don't like him.
老天爷啊 是真的 Holy shit. It's real.
我不知道你来这里干啥 但…… I don't know what you're doing here, but...
你那样监视我们 it was illegal for you to...
是违法的 spy on us like that.
等等 你……你们不知道吗 Wait, you... you don't know?
好了 呃 你看到了就告诉我 Okay, uh, tell me when you see it.
这里 There.
-一动不动 -没错 -Doesn't move. -Exactly.
好家伙 Well, look at that.
嗯 对 是这样 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
我回去从头到尾仔细翻查了录像 I went back and scrubbed through the footage,
至少从我装好摄像头起 and that cloud has been right there
那片云就一直在那里了 at least since I set the cameras up.
嗯 你这么说的话 Yeah, now you mention it,
我在过去六个月中的每一天 I've probably been looking at the same damn cloud
或许都望着这同一片云 every day for the last six months.
见鬼 Shit.
所以 就是说 他们就在里面 So, I mean, that's them in there.
而我们都录下来了 有证据 And we've been recording it, so we got it.
是不是 Right?
是吧 Yeah.
你这个语气是什么意思 Why you saying "yeah" like that?
我是说 我们有视频为证外星人存在 我…… I mean, we have proof of aliens on video. I...
嗯 我觉得这算不上证据 Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
你认真的吗 Are you serious?
听着 我在网上见过比这更荒唐的天气现象 Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons online before.
-我想说的就是这个 -他说得对 -That's all I'm saying. -He's right.
我们录到了 但是还不行 上不了奥普拉秀 It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah.
上不了奥普拉秀 Ain't Oprah.
好了 所以你们的意思是 Okay. Are you guys telling me
就在他妈的那片云里 that there's an alien spaceship
有一艘外星人的宇宙飞船吗 in that fucking cloud right there?
它动起来的样子不像飞船 It doesn't move like a ship.
你什么意思 OJ What you mean, OJ?
如果说它其实不是飞船呢 What if it's not a ship?
戈迪
好了 戈迪 我们马上就好 伙计 All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy.
到这里来 伙计 来吧 Here we go, buddy. Come on.
-他准备好了 -各就各位 -He's ready. -Set.
预备 Here we go.
开拍 And... action.
当然了 我设置的是冰岛时间 And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time
因为我们都喜欢北极光 戈迪 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
你根本没法看出现在几点 And you have no idea how to tell time.
很棒的礼物 爸爸 Great gift, Dad.
考虑得非常周全 Way to think things through.
不管怎么说 你肯定会觉得 Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send
一个可以将火箭发射到太空的男人 a rocket into space would be able to manage
能够准备一份还算像样的生日礼物 a halfway decent birthday present.
但是不 Nope.
你知道 戈迪 总的来说 You know, Gordy, all things considered,
也许我这份礼物还不算太糟糕 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
嘿 戈迪 Hey, Gordy.
-有份惊喜 -哇 -Surprise! -Wow.
这才是像样的礼物 Now, that is a gift.
哦 对不起 我忘…… Oh. Sorry. My...
没关系 就从那句重新开始 That's all right. Pick it up from there.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你不是说你也没能找到满意的礼物吗 What happened to we both failed at finding good presents?
给你 戈迪 生日快乐 Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
哦 这太棒了 海莉 Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
喔哦 嘿 嘿 嘿 不 Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.
-不 不 坐下 坐下 戈迪 -坐下 -No, no! Down! Down! Gordy! -Down!
-不 停下 -快停下 -No. Stop! -Stop that!
掌声
哦不 不不不不 Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
不不不不不 不 戈迪 不要 不要 No, no, no, no, no. No, Gordy, no! No!
坐 坐下 坐下 坐下 D-D-Down! Down! Down!
你坐下 坐下 You sit! Down.
不不不 No, no, no.
不 不 不要 No, no, no!
不要 戈迪 No, Gordy!
停下 啊 Stop! Ah!
不 不 No! No!
现场就有七个人 哦 我的天啊 Seven just on scene--Oh, my God.
感觉好点了吗 Feeling good?
是的 Yeah.
感觉好多了 Feeling good.
那就好 Good.
帽子给你 There we go.
再来 再试一次 宝贝 Run it. Run it one more time, babe.
好的 Okay.
What if I told you... 假如我告诉你……
幸运
唷 马上 呃 暴风雨要来了 Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming.
先裹上防水布 以防万一 Just tarping up, just to be safe.
朱庇特所有地 星光套索体验 9月9日周五 下午五点
嘿 你去哪儿 Hey, where you going?
我去接幸运回来 Imma get Lucky.
我们不会让一点阴云 Now, we're not gonna let
打搅我们今天的兴致 对吗 伙计们 a few clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks?
所以 闲话少说 So, without further ado,
欢迎来到朱庇特所有地的星光套索体验 welcome to the Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience!
大家今天感觉怎么样 How's everyone feeling today?
好的 All right.
今天是很特别的一天 It's quite a doozy today.
呃 我想要感谢大家来到这里 Uh, I want to thank you guys for coming out here.
但是首先 能再来点掌声 But first, how about another round of applause
给我的妻子安珀吗 for my Amber?
我得说 能够容忍我的各种疯狂 I'll tell you, that woman is
她简直就是超凡入圣了 a saint for putting up with all my craziness.
再给后排的那些呆瓜们 And to the knuckleheads up there.
我们的员工 来点掌声 The staff. Shout-out.
好了 好了 All right, all right.
差不多了 That's enough.
我还想要特别感谢一位 I also want to give a special thanks to
曾经与我同台的影星 我第一次心动的对象 an old costar of mine and my first crush,
玛丽•乔•艾略特 各位 Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
没错 Yeah.
好了 All right.
你们准备好了吗 You ready?
哦 拜托 都没点反应 Oh, come on. That ain't nothing.
你们准备好了吗 Are you ready?!
这才对嘛 Here we go.
你是被选中的 You're chosen.
假如我告诉你…… What if I told you...
在大约一小时后…… that in about an hour...
离开这里时你将会迥然不同 你会怎么想 you'll leave here different?
你瞧 过去六个月里的每周五 See, every Friday for the last six months,
我的家人都和我一起见证了 my family and I have bore witness
无与伦比的奇景 to an absolute spectacle.
今天你也同样会在这里见证 One that you'll be seeing here today.
所以就让我带你回到那第一夜 So let me take you back to that first night.
就在这里 这个位置 Right here in this exact spot,
我来赶一匹叫作扳机的枣红马 I'd come over to wrangle a chestnut horse named Trigger.
因为雾很大 我连就在面前的 Now, I could barely see my hand in front of my face
自己的手都看不清 但我发誓 for the fog, but I swear
我以我妻儿的性命起誓 on my wife and children's lives
那天晚上6点13分 that at 6:13 p.m.,
我看见了 I see...
一艘飞碟 ...a flying saucer
穿过雾气 降落下来 descend through the mist.
老马扳机直奔峡谷而去 Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch.
就好像…… And, well...
好像他是要回家似的 ...it's like he was going home.
我必须明确 我们当时所见 Now, just to be clear, what we saw
是一艘飞碟 was a flying saucer.
确凿无疑 No doubt about that.
前端略微扁平 Slightly flatter in the front,
底部有个圆形孔洞 with a circular hole in the bottom
直径大约是两辆校车的长度 about two school bus lengths wide.
女士先生们 我绝没开玩笑 Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
我们正受到外星物种的监视 We are being surveilled
我称他们为 观看者 by an alien species I call "the Viewers."
尽管他们尚未从飞船上下来过 And though they have yet to emerge from their ship,
我认为他们相信我 I believe they trust me.
假如他们不相信我 我想咱们大家 If they didn't, I don't think any of us
现在就不会都在这里了 would be here right now.
所以 正如我所说 在一小时之内 So, as I said, in just under an hour,
星光套索体验将会永远地改变你 Star Lasso Experience is gonna change you.
不过首先 我的儿子们将会出场 But first, my boys are gonna come out
为大家表演一小段 各位意下如何 and do a little number for us. Would that be all right?
好好干 上 上 去吧 Hustle. Go, go, go.
没错 我的小卫星们 All right. My little satellites:
科尔顿 菲尼克斯 麦克斯 Colton, Phoenix, Max.
记住这些名字 伙计们 Remember those names, folks.
好了 开始吧 All right, here we go!
那是什么东西 What is that?
你们看到那玩意了吗 Do you guys see that?
呃 呃 请在座位上不要动 Uh, uh, stay in your seats.
和之前不一样 This is new.
呃 他们来早了 Uh, they're early.
今天他们带来的表演将会精彩绝伦 They're giving us a real show today.
-正是如此 -没错 -That they are. -Yeah.
今天他们带来的表演将会精彩绝伦 They're giving us a real show today.
他们准备就绪 我们也准备就绪 They're ready, we're ready.
欢迎参加星光套索体验 Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
唯有在朱庇特所有地可以体验 only at Jupiter's Claim.
-请记住不要…… -快点 -Please remember to avoid... -Come on.
使用手机或者任何闪光摄影设备 ...using your cell phones or any flash photography...
-手机关机 各位 -……在表演期间 -Cell phones off, y'all. -...during the event.
快出来 Come on!
对我们有点耐心哦 Bear with us now.
受过训练的动物也会反复无常 Trained animals can be unpredictable.
请安心坐在您的座位上欣赏 Now sit back, stay in your seats and enjoy
星光套索体…… the Star Lasso Experien...
朱庇特所有地 售票处
各位牛仔 Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
是时候纵马奔向夕阳了 it's time to ride off into the sunset.
没错 祝您路途愉快 That's right. Happy trails.
乐园即将关闭 It's closing time.
您不必回家 但是也不能留在这里 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
欢迎再来 Come back again.
在下次见到您之前 祝您一切顺利 And until then, we wish you well.
（西语）下次再会了 再见 Hasta la vista. Adios.
各位牛仔 Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
是时候纵马奔向夕阳了 it's time to ride off into the sunset.
没错 祝您路途愉快 That's right. Happy trails.
乐园即将关闭 It's closing time.
您不必回家 但是也不能留在这里 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
欢迎再来 Come back again.
在下次见…… And until then...
往彼处去
幸运 Lucky.
幸运 过来 过来 快过来 Lucky, come on, come on. Come on!
过来吧 过来 过来 Come on, come on, come on.
幸运 Lucky.
快过来 快过来 快过来 快过来 快过来 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
星光套索体验
唷 Yo.
我弄完了 It's done.
行了 我早上再过来把布拿掉 All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear that shit off.
或者你们自己拿掉也行 Or you guys can do it yourselves.
-都一样 -不不 -It's all the same. -No, no.
-我更喜欢你干 -那是当然 -I like when you do it. -Of course you do.
好了 明天见 All right. See you tomorrow.
再见 See you.
接电话 接电话 Pick up, pick up, pick up,
接电话 接电话 接电话 pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
快接啊 快点 接电话 接电话 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
你们知道吗 Did you know that
历史上第一次 由多张照片 the very first assembly of photographs
按照次序 排列组成的动态影像 in sequential order to make a motion picture
是一个黑人骑马的两秒钟片段 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse?
那个人是一位巴哈马骑手 That man was a Bahamian jockey
名叫阿利斯泰尔•E•海伍德 known as Alistair E. Haywood,
他是我的曾曾祖父 and he was my great-great-grandfather.
-喂 -埃莫 -Hey. -Em.
我说对了 I was right.
那不是一艘飞船 It's not a ship.
发生了什么 What happened?
♪我在夜里戴着墨镜♪ ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
♪这样我可以 这样……♪ ♪ So I can, so... ♪
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 Shit.
它把他们吃掉了 埃莫 It ate them, Em.
它把他们全都吃掉了 It ate them all.
它是活物 埃莫 是一种动物 It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
它有领地意识 它认为 It's territorial, and it thinks
这里是它的家 that this is its home.
埃莫 Em!
哦 操他的 Oh, fuck.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
哦哦 这个不错 Ooh, yes.
嘿 嘿 我们有麻烦了 Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
知道吗 Okay?
哦 操他的 Oh, fuck.
该死 Shit.
什么 What?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
那他妈是什么人 Who the hell is that?
-埃莫 那他妈是什么人 -我操 -Em! Who the hell is that? -Fuck.
它在我们头顶上 It's above us.
啊 见鬼 Ah, shit!
该死 Shit.
哦 该死 什么鬼 Oh, shit! What the fuck?
哦 我的天啊 Oh, God.
大 大事不妙 S-Something very bad is happening.
我操 Fuck!
没错 我们完蛋了 Yeah, we're fucked.
不 Nope.
♪我在夜里戴着墨镜♪ ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
♪这样我可以……♪ ♪ So I can... ♪
♪我丧失安全感♪ ♪ It cuts my security ♪
♪她是否已经♪ ♪ Has she got ♪
♪将我掌控♪ ♪ Control of me? ♪
♪我转向她说……♪ ♪ I turn to her and say... ♪
埃莫 OJ过来了 Em. OJ's coming.
走吧 Let's go.
必须离开这座房子 Got to get out this house.
我必须离开这座房子 I got to get out this house.
不 停 停一下 我们就不能在这里等吗 No, st-st-stop. Can't we just wait, right?
-那你等吧 -不 我不要一个人在这里 -You can. -No, I'm not gonna be here alone.
-我必须得离开这座该死的房子 -不 -I've got to get out this fucking house! -No.
我们之所以还活着是因为留在屋里没出去 We're alive still because we stayed here.
♪我在夜里戴着……♪ ♪ I wear my sunglasses... ♪
快跑 Go!
加油 加油 快跑 Come on. Come on. Go!
加油 加油 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
加油 快点 Come on, come on.
跑啊 Go.
嗯 她……她会准时到的 Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
-OJ -她会准时到的 -OJ. -She gonna make it.
-哦 你好呀 小马 -嘿 不 不要和他 -Oh, hey, horsie. -Hey, don't-don't look him
-对视 拜托 -特效部门 -in the eyes, please. -VFX!
专注 专注 Focus here. Focus here.
快点 Come on.
♪我在夜里♪ 走吧 ♪ I wear my sunglasses ♪ Go!
♪戴着墨镜♪ ♪ At night ♪
♪我在夜里戴着墨镜♪ ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
♪我向你请求 我……♪ ♪ I cry to you, I... ♪
欢迎来到我的小酒馆 Welcome to my tavern.
不知道你们是否听说 附近有只可怕的野兽 I don't know if you've heard, but a terrible beast is about.
它时常骚扰村民 It's been harassing villagers,
破坏庄稼 吞食牲畜 ruining crops and eating their livestock.
许多追求荣耀的猎手尝试过想要击败它 Many a glory-seeking hunter has attempted to defeat it,
却无一幸免于难 and just as many have perished.
您在店内时……您在店内时…… While you're here... While you're here...
您在店内时 请随意浏览 While you're here, please look around.
我目前是在加州的阿瓜杜尔塞 I'm here in Agua Dulce, California,
当地一座西部主题乐园的 and the whereabouts of those 40 guests and employees
四十名游客及员工仍然下落不明 of a local Western theme park are still unknown.
警长办公室正全力以赴 The sheriff's office has had its hands full
试图查明真相 trying to identify the unaccounted for.
在此之前 我们唯一确定的 Until they do, only one thing is certain.
就是阿瓜杜尔塞这里 There is something strange happening
有古怪的事情发生 out here in Agua Dulce.
安保摄像头当时停止工作了 Security cameras were off at the time.
除此以外 呃 没有理由怀疑是蓄谋犯罪 Other than that, we have, uh, no reason to suspect foul play.
这里之前确实 We did have a considerable amount
下过相当大的雨 of rain come through here,
所以不能排除骤发洪水 so we don't want to rule out flash flooding
可能造成了影响 很显然…… as possibly having played a part. We're obviously...
点炸鱼三明治永远不会错 You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich.
塔塔酱美滋滋 Tartar got tang.
蠢死了 Stupid.
什么塔塔酱美滋滋 "Tartar got tang"?
难道不对吗 Right?
我认为只要你不和它对视 它就不会吃你 I don't think it eats you if you don't look it in the eye.
读空气 兄弟 RTR, bro.
你懂吗 You know?
搞清楚现在什么气氛 Like, read the room.
没人想谈论那个东西 Nobody want to talk about that.
-走吧 -好了好了 差不多得了 -Let's go! -Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
嘿 你很幸运 Hey, you lucky!
每只动物都有它的习性 Every animal got rules.
明白吗 我们知道它想要什么 All right? We know what it wants,
我们也知道它如何出现 所以…… and we know how it comes, so...
操 Fuck.
我们屁也不知道 We don't really know shit.
OJ 你什么意思 兄弟 OJ, what's this about, man?
你什么意思 你想要我…… What's this about? You want me to...
你想要我说 我很抱歉 You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
我错了 或者这蠢透了吗 "I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?
那并不蠢 It wasn't dumb.
-这是属于我们的时刻 -停 -Own the moment. -Stop.
-停下 别说了 -我们做得不赖 做得不赖 -Stop, stop this shit. -It was good. It was good.
但是这个时刻马上就会过去 But the moment about to pass.
我们依然一无所有 And we don't own shit.
好了 我想你俩应该是要来我家过夜 Okay. Well, I assume y'all are crashing at mine.
没错 因为你们可以来 Right, 'cause you can.
因为我才不要回到 'Cause I'm not going back
他妈的雨伞怪物那里去 to the fucking monster umbrella.
我得回去喂马 Got to feed 'em.
把幸运放出来 Let Lucky out.
我还有事要做 There's shit to do.
总是这样 Always.
你总是有事要做 Always some shit to do.
耶稣蜥蜴（一种能在水面行走的蜥蜴 此处是同名摇滚乐队的纪念衫）
你们家的屋顶上有一把轮椅 There's a wheelchair on your roof.
你好 Hi.
那片云连一英寸都他妈没挪过 That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch.
所以你们并不完全是胡说八道 So you're not completely full of shit.
谢谢 Thank you.
没错 谢谢你 Yeah. Thank you.
关 关于天空中的外星动物 Th-The concept of extraterrestrial animals
这个概念并非近来才有 in the sky is not a new thing.
要知道 人们自从大约五十年代起 You know, people been trying
就一直在试图拍摄这些东西的照片 to get pictures of these things since, like, the '50s.
-要知道 它很古老…… -怎么才能看到它 -You know, it's an ancient... -How do we see it?
它饿了就会出现 It's gonna get hungry again.
所以 你懂的 So, you know...
只要敲响开饭铃就好了 just ring the dinner bell.
我们现在知道了有什么东西它不喜欢 Now, we know what it doesn't like.
那匹假马和上面的旗子让它很不好受 That little fake horse and flags messed it up good.
卡在了它的气管里之类的 Got stuck in its windpipe or something.
我打赌它短时间内不想再见到旗子了 I bet it ain't gonna fuck with flags like that in a minute.
没错 Yeah.
我们把它惹恼了 We pissed him off.
它之所以盘踞在这里不是因为我们 We're not the reason it settled down here.
是因为朱普 That was Jupe.
他试图驯服一只掠食性动物 He got caught up trying to tame a predator.
那根本不可能 You can't do that.
你必须得和它建立一种协定 You got to enter an agreement with one.
没错 Yeah.
不信去问齐格弗里德和罗伊（两位常与狮虎同台表演的魔术师） Ask Siegfried and Roy.
好吧 Okay.
唔 作为当时在这间屋子里的 Um, asking as someone who was in the house
亲历者 我想问…… when the shit went down...
究竟怎样才能和一个该死的UFO 或者外星生物 How exactly do you enter an agreement with a fucking...
随你他妈叫它什么 去建立一种协定呢 a UFO, alien entity or whatever the hell you want to call it?
牛仔夹克 Jean Jacket.
叫他牛仔夹克吧 Call him Jean Jacket.
那么 这样如何 So, how about this?
我们在拍摄的黄金时段（指日出之后或日落之前） How about we send ol' Jean Jacket
给牛仔杰克这家伙送几匹新鲜的马去 some fresh horses in golden hour
-看看会发生什么 -不行 -and see what happens? -Mm-mm.
爱马人士 Horse people.
嗯 或者直接把它们放生不好吗 Mm, why not just set them free?
我们不会那样做的 We're not doing that.
好吧 Okay.
那么谁去保姆车那里 Who is gonna go down there
请咱们的大明星出场呢 and get the star out of his trailer?
我 Me.
我会引他出来 I'll get him out.
你想在哪里拍 Where you want it?
你把他引到那里 You draw him out there.
我就在这里 I'm here.
这个山脊上 On this ridge.
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
我自己造的 Made her myself.
不需要用电 No electricity.
我是不是和你说过 这个混蛋 Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna
会带着非电力驱动的摄像机过来 come up here with a non-electrical camera?
咱们上 兄弟 Let's go, boy!
这就对了 Yeah!
我已经跟它近距离接触过好几次 I've been up under it a couple times now.
我能搞定他 I get him.
动物是这样 It's an animal.
你不能用你的后背对着熊 You don't turn your back on a bear.
你不能在公牛面前穿红色 You don't wear red around a bull.
如此而已 It's like that.
不想让它注意你 就不要和它对视 You don't look at it unless you want its attention.
晚安 店主先生 Good night, Mr. Storeman.
去他的 我选礼帽 Fuck it. I call top hat.
而且我们的时间已经不多 And we ain't got a lot of time.
一天 最多两天 One day. Two days, tops.
因为消息会不胫而走 一旦人尽皆知…… 'Cause the word is getting out, and when it does...
抱歉 各位死人 乐园关门了 Sorry, dead people. Park's closed.
你知道 大家将蜂拥而至 ...you know people gonna come
他们向来都是这样 and do what they always do:
试图将一切据为己与 try and take it all for themselves.
好吧 Fine.
顶针 Thimble.
反正我本来就想选这个 That's the one I wanted anyway.
就让他们来吧 Well, let 'em come.
无所谓 It ain't gonna matter.
因为我们将要做到的事情 'Cause what we about to do...
永远不会磨灭 ...they can't erase that.
他庞大 邪恶 He's big, he's bad,
并且意志坚定 and he's got a lot of spirit.
但是任何有意志的东西都能被摧垮 But anything with a spirit can get broke.
所以 你将它摧垮 So you break it.
而我将它拍下 I'll get the shot.
嘿 我说 Hey, um...
我们正在做的事情很重要 What we're doing's important.
对吧 Right?
就是说 我们记录下来的东西 呃 Like, what we document, it's, uh...
是会产生积极影响的吧 对吗 ...it's gonna do some good, huh?
我的意思是 除了他妈的名与利以外 I mean, besides the money and fucking fame,
像是 我们可以挽救生命 like, we can save some lives.
操他的 我们 我们甚至可以挽救地球 Fuck, we-we can even save Earth.
对不对 Right?
-嗯 -没错 -Mm. -Yeah.
♪它降临到地球上♪ ♪ Well, it came down to Earth ♪
♪躲藏在树丛中♪ ♪ And it hid in a tree ♪
♪我对他说 紫色的食人怪先生♪ ♪ I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater ♪
♪不要吃我♪ ♪ Don't eat me" ♪
♪他看着我 嗓音如此粗哑低沉♪ ♪ Well, he looked at me and in a voice so gruff ♪
♪他对我说 我不会吃你♪ ♪ He said, "I wouldn't eat you ♪
♪因为你太过坚韧♪ ♪ 'Cause you're too tough" ♪
♪他长着独眼 独角♪ ♪ He was a one-eyed, one-horned ♪
♪会飞的紫色食人怪♪ ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪独眼 独角♪ ♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪
♪会飞的紫色食人怪♪ ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪独眼 独角♪ ♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪
♪会飞的紫色食人怪♪ ♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
确实让我觉得不可思议 Sure looks strange to me.
雕像 礼帽 赛车 顶针
《蝎子王》2001
他不会来惹你的 He ain't gonna fuck with you.
剧组工作人员
牛仔夹克
是时候把大家叫醒了 Time to wake up the family.
开始了 Here we go.
出来吧 出来吧 不管你在哪里 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
♪我随一道闪电降生♪ ♪ I came down on a lightning bolt ♪
♪在妈妈腹中九个月♪ ♪ Nine months in my mama's belly ♪
♪我出世时 接生婆惊叫呼号♪ ♪ When I was born, the midwife screamed and shout ♪
♪我的口中 涌出烈焰与硫磺♪ ♪ I had fire and brimstone coming out of my mouth... ♪
这真是蠢得出神入化 How exquisitely stupid is that?
♪埃克苏马是我的名字 当我居于群星间♪ ♪ Exuma was my name when I lived in the stars ♪
♪埃克苏马是一个星球 曾经将火星照亮♪ ♪ Exuma was a planet that once lit Mars ♪
♪我的喉咙里传出许多声音♪ ♪ I got the voices of many in my throat ♪
♪青蛙的牙齿与山羊的尾巴♪ ♪ The teeth of a frog and the tail of a goat ♪
♪我是埃克苏马♪ ♪ I'm Exuma ♪
♪我是那个奥比巫师♪（西印度群岛黑人信奉的一种巫术） ♪ I'm the obeah man... ♪
我们今天一定会逮到你 混蛋 We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
♪当我的头顶♪ ♪ When I've got my ♪
♪戴上大帽子♪ ♪ Big hat on my head ♪
♪你就知道我♪ ♪ You know that I ♪
♪能起死回生♪ ♪ Can raise the dead ♪
♪当我的掌中拿起了手杖♪ ♪ And when I got my stick in my hand ♪
♪你就知道我……♪ ♪ You know that I am... ♪
霍尔斯特摄像机的信号在哪里 Where is the feed for Holst's camera?
完毕 Over.
我没搞定 完毕 Couldn't figure it out. Over.
你说你没搞定是什么意思 What you mean, you couldn't figure it out?
完毕 Over.
唔 霍尔斯特是在胶片摄像机上面拍摄 Um, Holst is shooting on a film camera,
我们的都是数码摄像机 所以全在一起 and all of our cameras are digital, so it's a whole thing.
完毕 Over.
说白了你就是忘了 完毕 Basically, you forgot about it. Over.
嗯 怎么说 我忙得一会没歇 Yeah, well, I had my hands full
把他妈的50个充气摇摆人偶连到了 rigging 50 fucking sky dancers to dead people's car batteries
死人的汽车电池上 再加上总控 all connected to one control panel.
所以 我是忘了 完他妈的毕 抱歉 So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
有人倒下了 Man down.
有人倒下 什么 哪里 Man down? What? Where?
最后一个人偶 在峡谷深处那里 Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
跟住它 埃莫 我正在拍 Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
混蛋 Motherfucker.
等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait.
哦 它又起来了 Oh, it's back up.
可能是电池有问题 Could be a faulty battery.
好了 这下可以了 All right. Shot's up, then.
不 是他在试探 Nah, he's poking.
这个混蛋是谁 Who's this asshole?
有个身穿黑衣骑白摩托的人 Man in black on a white motorcycle.
不不不不不不 该死 No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.
你有什么事吗 Can I help you?
你看见那片云了吗 You see that cloud?
嘿 伙计 你是什么人 Hey, man, who you with?
哦 真抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
你又是哪位 Who are you?
我谁也不是 Nobody.
你看起来可不像无名之辈 You don't look like a nobody to me.
你瞧 我 我们正在进行镜头测试 Yeah, look, w-we doing a camera test
准备拍摄一条威瑞森通讯的广告 for a Verizon commercial,
所以我现在需要你离开这条路 so now Imma need you to clear the road.
这整个峡谷在谷歌地图上 This whole valley comes up as blurry
都是一片模糊 on Google Maps.
你们在这里面藏得很好 You're really tucked away back here.
朱庇特所有地 Jupiter's Claim?
从那条路走会更快 Quicker if you go the other way around.
是吗 Yeah.
实际上 Actually,
朴朱普和所有那些人究竟遭遇了什么 what did happen with Jupe Park and all those people?
他基本上算是你们的邻居 不是吗 He was basically your neighbor, right?
所以 怎么说 他们消失了吗 So, what, they vanished?
你并不相信那个洪水的说法 对吧 You don't believe the flood narrative, do you?
我操 伙计们 Fuck, guys.
是TMZ的人（著名八卦娱乐新闻网站） It's TMZ.
哦 该死 Oh, fuck me.
嘿 伙计们 呃 牛仔夹克无疑就在那云里 Uh, hey, guys. Uh, Jean Jacket is definitely in those clouds,
并且无疑正在朝这个方向来 and he's definitely coming this way.
怎么 难道你不想上电视吗 What's the matter? Don't you want to be on TV?
兄弟 我就是想告诉你 Man, I'm trying to tell you.
你不会想要往那个方向走的 You don't want to go that way.
去他的 Fuck it.
这可是你的损失 无名之辈 Your loss, nobody.
我们还在拍吗 完毕 We still rolling? Over.
当然他妈的在拍 Goddamn right we are.
伙计们 它来了 完毕 Fellas, here it comes. Over.
考你们一下 各位 Pop quiz, guys.
一辆时速六十迈的电摩托 What happens when an electric bike
撞上相对方向的反电力场 going 60 miles per hour hits an anti-electric field
会发生什么 going in the opposite direction?
该死 Shit.
操 Fuck.
该死 我们全都会进监狱 Shit. We're all gonna go to jail.
哦操 那家伙不可能还活着 Oh, fuck. There's no way that that guy's alive.
啊 该死 Ah, shit.
老天爷啊 Goddamn.
我跟那混蛋说了别过去 I told his ass not to go.
我跟他说了别过去 I told him not to go.
呃 嘿 OJ 怎么…… Uh, hey, OJ, what's...
你 你他妈的往哪儿去呢 Wh-Where the fuck are you going?
他在搞什么鬼 The fuck is he doing?
我下线了 完毕 I'm going dark. Over.
哦不 OJ 不 不 Okay. No, OJ, no. No!
任何一个正常人都不…… No self-respecting...
放轻松 别紧张 Easy, easy, easy.
你拍下来了吗 Did you get that on camera?
-看着我 看着我 看着我 -发生了什么 -Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. -What happened?
听着 听着 我们 我们会救你出去的 Listen, listen, we-we got to get you out of here.
-眼睛看我 -我的相机呢 -Eyes on me. -Where's my camera?
-嘿 嘿 -我需要我的相机 -Hey! Hey! -I need my camera.
你知道在哪儿吗 Do you see it?
好吧 安琪 Okay. Angel?
-什么 -安琪 拜托 -What? -Angel, come on.
得换胶卷了 We got to reload.
该死 Shit.
等等 Wait.
呃 你的手机呢 Uh, where's your phone?
你为什么不把这些拍下来 Why aren't you filming this?
什么 What?
安琪 胶卷呢 Angel, what's happening?
得了 OJ 如果你为救这家伙而死 Okay, OJ, if you die trying to save that guy,
我会杀了你 I'll kill you.
不不不 拜托 No. No, no, please.
-拜托 不 不 -我们会救你出去 闭上眼 -Please, no. No. -We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye.
-闭上你的眼睛 -你先拍照我再闭眼 -Shut your eye. -Not before you take a picture.
先 先拍张照吧 T-Take a picture first!
呃 胶卷来了 Uh, camera reloads.
你可以用我的相机 You can use my camera.
不 不 没有时间了 No, no. There's not enough time.
它来了 It's here.
成为蝎子王 Be Scorpion King.
让自己名扬天下吧 Make a name for yourself.
那是什么 What is that?
都怪我 伙计 My bad, man.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我的相机 我需要我的相机 My camera! I need my camera!
哦 我的天啊 操 Oh, my God! Fuck!
把盖子给我 把盖子给我 Give me the lid. Give me the lid.
来吧 好了 Come on. All right.
哦操 Oh, fuck!
见鬼了 我操 Shit! Fuck!
嘿 嘿 大家都还好吗 Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
看在他妈的份上 回话啊 求你了 For the love of fuck, talk to me, please!
OJ OJ.
OJ OJ OJ. OJ!
你这个杀千刀的蠢货 你最好快点回话 You stupid-ass motherfucker, you better answer me.
你还好吗 Are you okay?!
你没事吧 完毕 Are you good? Over.
哦 天啊 哦 天啊 Oh, God! Oh, God!
哦 天啊 Oh, God!
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
哦 天啊 Oh, God!
老天爷啊 我 我感觉它在吃充气人偶 Holy shit, I-I think it's taking the dancers.
你拍下来了吗 Are you getting this?
伙计们 OJ把兜帽戴起来了 Guys, OJ's hooded up.
他准备要上了 OJ准备要上了 He's doing the run. OJ's doing the run!
嘿 它不见了 Hey, it's gone.
我看不见它了 伙计们 I can't see it anymore, guys.
给它点颜色瞧瞧 Get it. Get it!
不 No.
我操 Fuck.
快跑 快跑 Go! Go!
幸运 快跑 跑 跑 跑 跑 Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
老天爷啊 Holy shit!
没错 Yeah!
干得漂亮 Let's go!
哦 他不喜欢那样被耍 不是吗 Yeah, he didn't like that, did he?
OJ 你他妈的是个天才 OJ, you're a motherfucking genius.
搞定了 我们拍到了 We got it. We got it.
结束了 It's over.
结束了 我们搞定了 伙计们 It's over. We got it, y'all!
那家伙出事的时候 The feed started going in and out when...
信号开始时断时续 when that guy got got.
但是胶片摄像机肯定拍到了 But we should be covered with the film camera.
对吗 霍尔斯特 Right, Holst?
光线 The light.
光线…… The light, it's...
马上就到黄金时段了 ...gonna be magic soon.
你什么意思 安特 What you mean, Ant?
喔哦 不不 你 你要去哪里 Whoa, no, no. Wh-Where you going?
会没事的 安琪 It's gonna be all right, Angel.
我们配不上不可能的奇景 We don't deserve the impossible.
呃 嘿 伙计们 Uh, hey, guys.
霍尔斯特说了两句诡异又令人费解的话 Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit.
拿着他的摄像机上山去了 Took his camera. He's heading up the mountain.
完毕 Over.
嘿 霍尔斯特 Hey, Holst.
霍尔斯特 等等 等一下 伙计 Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
跟我说说啊 发生了什么 Talk to me. What happened?
你到底有没有拍到 完毕 Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over.
这家伙 This nigga.
操 Fuck.
这太疯狂了 不是吗 This is crazy, right?
拜托 拜托 拜托 Come on, come on, come on.
我操 Fuck.
不要啊 兄弟 No, man.
什么鬼 The fuck?
霍尔斯特 Holst.
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
我操啊 Fuck!
不 No.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
操 Fuck.
什么 What?
好痛 Ow!
行了 Okay.
我操 Fuck!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
不要啊 Oh, no!
别看它 别看它 Don't look. Don't look.
别看它 别看它 别看它 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
别看它 别看它 Don't look. Don't look.
别看它 别看它 别看它 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
骑上摩托 Get the bike!
离开这里 Get out of here!
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你死定了 死定了 You're dead! Dead!
该死 该死 该死 该死 低头 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Look down.
拜托 Come on.
不 No.
哦操 操 操他的 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
不要啊 No!
你走吧 OJ Just leave, OJ.
算了吧 别管我了 Forget it! Come on!
快走 Come on!
快走吧 Come on!
这些区域
再会了 牛仔们 下一次再见
往彼处去
注意 员工专用 警告 内含高压气体
这玩意绝对会要你好看 It's gonna fuck you up.
眨眼井照相
拜托 Come on.
快点 快点 Come on, come on!
什…… What the...
快点 拜托 Come on. Come on!
我会把你拍下来 你这个混账东西 I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker.
我会带你去奥普拉秀 我会带你去奥普拉秀 Imma take you to Oprah. Imma take you to Oprah.
咱们一起登上奥普拉秀 Let's go to Oprah.
太好了 Yes!
我们海伍德家可不是好惹的 贱货 Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
我们不是好惹的 Nobody!
你听到了吗 You hear me?!
各位牛仔 Cowboys and cowgirls,
是时候纵马奔向夕阳了 it's time to ride off into the sunset.
没错 祝您路途愉快 That's right. Happy trails.
乐园即将关闭 It's closing time.
您不必回家 但是也不能留在这里 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
欢迎再来 Come back again.
在下次见到您之前 祝您一切顺利 Until then, we wish you well.
（西语）下次再会了 再见 Hasta la vista. Adios.
对 拍她 拉近点 Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
一切就绪 准备开始 We're set up, ready to go.
大家好 我是沃利•帕钦科 Folks, this is Wally Pachenko
正在阿瓜杜尔塞现场报道 reporting live from Agua Dulce
就在朱庇特所有地的门外 just outside of Jupiter's Claim,
几秒前发生了 where just seconds ago
某种难以名状的现象 呃 就在远处 an inexplicable occurrence, uh, just in the distance...
你大概听得出来我 我非常震惊 You can probably hear th-the shock in my voice.
还有一些碎片 呃 正漂浮在空中 There are still some fragments, uh, floating in the air
某种 某种不明物体 where some-some unidentified object
飘到半空中 发生了爆炸 just drifted off into space and exploded.
呃 你能看到还有碎片正从空中落下 Uh, you can see some fragments still falling from the sky.
接下来会有精彩的…… Uh, we will have some amazing...
往彼处去
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翻译&校对：lautrebleu